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Reply to [Image] What if? by conversingwithoceans
If I only chose actions that lifted me I would never get down
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Reply to This SoCal business developed a system to reuse water as a way to fight the drought by inkwater
I drought this will work but water you gonna do
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Reply to New owner of Astoria Goonies house wants to keep it open for movie fans by OregonTripleBeam
Living in the boonies but doin it for the goonies
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Reply to TIL The worlds first computer virus was developed by Jon Von Neumann in 1949. It served as proof that computer programs are capable of replicating themselves by s24569
Later in 2020 the coronavirus proved that idiots are capable of replicating themselves
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Reply to TIL that as of August, 2022 there were over 2.8 million podcasts available online worldwide with over 135 million episodes in total. by big_macaroons
Turns out you can make one about anything. Nothing is impodable
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Reply to A 100 sided die by DerMagicSheep
Wow so many people gave it their stamp of approval
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_ixxkozc wrote
During menopause my mom always blamed me for her dry, ripened ovaries
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Reply to TIL for the Untouchables Brian De Palma casted Bob Hoskins in case De Niro could not appear. De Palma mailed Hoskins a check for his contracted fee of $200,000 with a "Thank You" note, which prompted Hoskins to call up De Palma and ask him if there were any more films he didn't want him to be in. by KongoOtto
De listers gotta stick together
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Reply to comment by Trauma-Hunter in Drive-by shooting injures 2 at funeral at Nashville church | AP News by FletchForPresident
Beef between two people and you get shot but beef between two buns and you got a kosher hot dog
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_ixu3gsy wrote
Record is more inflated than the thanksgiving day parade
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_ixu3b7v wrote
Wow I can never get my polish that realistic
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Reply to TIL that despite it being illegal to smoke on any part of an airplane, airlines are legally required to provide ashtrays as a way to dispose of lit cigarettes. by Your-username-must-b
Despite the law, every once in a while a passenger goes ashtray
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Reply to TIL In The 1930s, Baseball rivaled Soccer In England, attracting 10,000 spectators per game. In 1938, at the inaugural Baseball World Cup, Great Britain defeated the USA 4 games to 1. The outbreak of WWII interrupted the sports ascendancy, and it never recovered its prewar popularity. by contextual_somebody
It may have rivaled soccer but never got near as popular as football
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Is that Dee?
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Reply to TIL in 1882 James Williams of Fredonia, Texas patented a mousetrap “incorporating a handgun” by fellmeats
Cheese it, it’s the fuzz
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Reply to The Lighthouse by The_Tree_Beard
This scene has obviously been digitally manipulated I don’t know how all of you fell for it
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Reply to TIL Dalhousie University was established in 1818 but due to constant budget issues didn't hold the first class until 1838. Classes were then sporadic and no degrees were given out until the first graduating class in 1866. by jamescookenotthatone
Wow I thought my sister came up with Dollhousie university when she was four!
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Reply to TIL In Confucianism, there are five grades of mourning obligation, depending on one's relation to the person that died. The death of one's mother or father requires 27 months of mourning while second cousins or first cousins once removed only require 3 months of mourning. by haddock420
And if you barely knew the person you only have to spend one mourning
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_ixdezla wrote
Damn I knew Qatar was bad but I didn’t realize they were going around killing whole families
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_ixdeanr wrote
Oh no the soccer association is completely rewened
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_ixddq54 wrote
Takes me back in time like a glitch in the matrics
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Reply to TIL that the use of chimpanzees and other exotic animals in media makes the public think these animals aren't as endangered as they really are. by HyenaJack94
Real Bored Apes are non-fungibbons
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Reply to 11 year old vs 15 year old me’s handwriting; 4 years of improvement by standupgonewild
You’re getting a handle on this