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SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iugiucq wrote
But is it stilletto-ble?
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iug9lnm wrote
Reply to comment by Certified_Bruh_2007 in TIL university of bologna in Italy is the world's oldest continuous operating university, founded in 1088. It was the first university in Europe and was founded as a school of law by four famous legal scholars by mankls3
Oscar Meyer School of Bologna?
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Reply to TIL: Asthmador was an asthma treatment in the US in the 1950s. It was made up of 3 toxic/hallucinogenic compounds belladonna (atropine), stramonium (nightshade/jimson weed), and potassium perchlorate (oxidant commonly used in fireworks). One common delivery method for Asthmador - cigarettes! by Geek_Nan
That’s about asthma poison as you can get
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Reply to This mysterious noir-looking man demonstrating how to properly pee in the bus bathroom by pilrag
The man is just sad that Pac-Man with legs ate his brother
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Reply to Lord Nelson Hotel, Halifax, Canada. Where an ATM sat for years until it finally broke down. Hotel is about 100 years old. There are three layers of carpet above the blue. by janinexox
Maybe the area has an issue with rug abuse
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iuer6xs wrote
It’s a mini farmers market
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Reply to TIL: At age 82 finished the oldest woman an Ironman Triathlon (2.4-mile swim, 112-mile bicycle, and a marathon run in a single day). She is known as the Iron Nun. by BobNet82
Ever since I lost my job shit like this reminds me that iron nun
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Reply to TIL that the despite being the outermost bridge in NYC and the southernmost bridge in the whole state of NY, the Outerbridge Crossing in NYC is actually named after Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge, the first chairman of the Port of New York Authority. by LOERMaster
It sounds like they just ran outerbridge names
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One country, two cave systems
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Reply to TIL that the redwood tree the Julia Butterfly Hill lived in for 2 years in the 1990’s was badly damaged by vandals in 2000 who cut almost halfway through the tree with a chainsaw. A bracing was made to keep the tree stable and it will likely survive. by triviafrenzy
Assholes deserve punishment for treeson
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Reply to So I practice turning people into trees. Which means appreciating them just the way they are. - Ram Dass [Image] by javelizasze
I tried turning myself into a tree but all I managed to do was get hard
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iuc4fzb wrote
If you’re walking away I recommend not heading towards the ocean
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iuc2ji7 wrote
He wore it best
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iubwi74 wrote
Reply to TIL of WT Stead a pioneering journalist and editor, who led investigations into underage prostitution and Jack The Ripper before eventually dying on the RMS Titanic (whose sinking he had predicted) after giving up his seat in a lifeboat. by NotAGoodDayAhead
So someone else got on the lifeboat in Stead?
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Reply to TIL As opposed to having XY chromosomes (found in mammals), birds, some fish, crustaceans, and insects have ZW system, where males typically have ZZ and female ZW chromosomes. by StoryAndAHalf
A reminder that you can catch crabs from any gender
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Rumor has it that it’s making the birds SLO
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Reply to TIL that Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders is a credited songwriter for "Smelly Cat" from the show Friends. by DragonTonguePunch
How do we know that anyone from The Pretenders is telling the truth
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Reply to TIL strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries do not qualify as “berries” as defined by botanists, yet kiwis, bananas, and tomatoes do. At least blueberries are indeed berries. by Aequitas05
I was going say something fruitful but this comment will just get berried
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Reply to comment by chrisinsocalif in TIL strawberries, raspberries, and blackberries do not qualify as “berries” as defined by botanists, yet kiwis, bananas, and tomatoes do. At least blueberries are indeed berries. by Aequitas05
Headcheese is head but not cheese
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My husband will really appreciate this he's been weaning himself off Ambien recently and this is just the thing to take his mind off it
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Reply to [Tool] Free fitness app with Reddit's best workout routines. Use it to finish 2022 strong! by michaelenzo
Awesome! I use bootcamp all the time on my mac so that I have access to programs that only work on windows
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in A student was killed in a Purdue University residence hall. His roommate is in custody. by blamdin
Classic victim blaming response, oh I’m sure the roommate was doing something to deserve his own murder
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Reply to Does Vienna wait for us, or is life a race against ourselves? [Discussion] by TreatThompson
Just don’t think about it so hard
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Reply to NASA is now making oxygen on Mars by JumpinKing
And here I am making methane on earth
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Reply to comment by Bes1208 in TIL Peter Weller, who played RoboCop, went on to get his Ph.D. in Italian Renaissance Art History and wrote his dissertation about Renaissance artist/philosopher Leon Battista Alberti by kamyizme
Your move, teach