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Reply to comment by GhettoChemist in TIL: You can bring a cooked or uncooked turkey on a plane. Each airline has its own policy about live turkeys. by MorsesTheHorse
It was probably a good idea to ban liquid Turkey
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Reply to comment by SlothOfDoom in Herschel Walker explains vampires & werewolves by WorthlessNotUseless
Rebublicans are trying to figure out howl he get elected
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Reply to Before he became a world champion: a 17 Year old Manny Pacquiao training on ghetto gym equipment made from bicycle tires and wood [Image] by StuffilyTinsel79
In this picture it looks like he is two tired
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iwokdd0 wrote
This comic convinced me to finally get off my ass and grab a soda
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iwok39q wrote
This guy sucks
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Reply to TIL about Georgia “Tiny” Broadwick, the first woman to parachute from an airplane and the first person to manually deploy a parachute after a malfunction. by MightGuy420x
In those days it was rare for malfunctioning parachutes to be womanually deployed
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Reply to TIL Enya's music "Only Time" re-entered the Billboard Top 100 reaching number 43, thirteen years after the original release thanks to it being featured in Volvo's Epic Split commercial with Jean-Claude Van Damme by dont_mess_with_tx
What a record! Hard to believe this was the Only Time
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Reply to TIL, there's a condition called, "Encopresis" wherein the sufferer loses control of their bowels after holding in their stool as long as they can first. by SweetPrism
Joke’s on you, I can do this without even holding in my stool first
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Reply to TIL that the most expensive film ever made (both adjusted and unadjusted for inflation) is Pirates Of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides by jrrfolkien
Technically, that makes it the most pirated movie ever as well
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iuw5r2w wrote
Can we please stop voting this guy into office?
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Reply to TIL that Koreans have had heated floor technology since at least 1,000 B.C.E. by Nice-Violinist-6395
And the Romans at Vesuvius engaged in the first recorded instance of “the floor is lava”
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Reply to comment by bk15dcx in TIL in 2018 a Namibian musician set up a permanent solar-powered sound installation at an undisclosed location in the Namib Desert in Africa with six speakers attached to an MP3 player that play's Toto's classic tune 'Africa' on a continuous loop. by big_macaroons
I bet she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
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Reply to comment by SaintUlvemann in TIL in 2018 a Namibian musician set up a permanent solar-powered sound installation at an undisclosed location in the Namib Desert in Africa with six speakers attached to an MP3 player that play's Toto's classic tune 'Africa' on a continuous loop. by big_macaroons
I drought the locals have a problem with it
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Reply to comment by reddit455 in TIL the United States government has a National Eagle Repository, which provides Eagle feathers and parts to Native Americans for cultural and religious purposes. by tranquilrage73
Wait is that the sound of a Ruppell’s griffon vulture zipping by 37,000ft overhead or did you just get whooshed?
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Reply to TIL in 2018 a Namibian musician set up a permanent solar-powered sound installation at an undisclosed location in the Namib Desert in Africa with six speakers attached to an MP3 player that play's Toto's classic tune 'Africa' on a continuous loop. by big_macaroons
Sounds like much Toto about nothing
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iuihfw4 wrote
Beautiful, if my Argentinian grandfather were still with us he would pissis self
SEND_PUNS_PLZ t1_iuigzkp wrote
No that’s just a vertical glory hole
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Reply to TIL that the damage on the back of King Tut's skull was due to mishandling of his remains rather than a fatal blow to the head. by KelpCakeDanny
Wow I can’t believe he was alive all the way up until that point
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Reply to TIL that for weddings, it is customary for the groom not to see his bride in her dress until the day of, since seeing it before is considered "bad luck". This goes back to the days of arranged marriages, where both parties didn't even meet each other until the day of the wedding. by HagridsLeftShoe
It’s called a ranged marriage because the bride and groom had to stay far away from each other
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Reply to TIL African elephants can exchange information by emitting low-frequency sounds that travel dozens of miles under the ground on the savanna. The sound waves come from the animals' huge vocal cords, and distant elephants “hear” the signals with their highly sensitive feet. by iboughtarock
Why are their ears so big if they hear with their feet
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Reply to comment by DextersQuest in Emperor Penguins Will Now Be A Protected Species Under The U.S. Endangered Species Act by AsslessBaboon
These flightless birds deserve all the uplifting that they can get
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Reply to California Awards $96 Million for Climate Projects in 10 Frontline Communities | California Governor by VespaLimeGreen
Nice to see some efforts being made while the state is both fiscally and physically above water
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Reply to TIL the Great Pyramid of Giza is not the largest pyramid in the world, Great Pyramid of Cholula, also known as Tlachihualtepetl, is the largest archaeological site of a pyramid in the New World, as well as the largest pyramid by volume known to exist in the world today. by Mind-Matters-Not
The most ridiculous part to me is that when the Spanish got to the site, all they saw was a religiously significant hill so they compulsively built a church right on top. So now there’s this awkward Spanish church on top of the excavated pyramid and they’re both historically significant so they have to share