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SSNs4evr t1_jb3vomz wrote
Reply to comment by Mission-Practice-309 in TIFU by de-sensitizing, re-sensitizing, and over-sensitizing my penis. by venidiluculo
You could do Cleveland, from Family Guy.....in a completely unexitedly monotone voice, say "and boom goes the dynamite."
SSNs4evr t1_j21voaa wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group by Missing411_hopenot
I'd get the authorities to take it from there, offering your help as they deem necessary.
SSNs4evr t1_j1zouub wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group by Missing411_hopenot
Any updates on finding the girl?
SSNs4evr t1_j1xczl4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by teaching survival skills to a church group by Missing411_hopenot
You taught the kids something good. You can't control what they do with that knowledge. Hopefully she won't do anything to cause harm to herself. Even with having survival skills, surviving in nature sucks, especially in winter. I certainly wouldn't want to be cold and alone, even with being able to safely get through it.
SSNs4evr t1_j1x9l79 wrote
You didn't FU, you did a great service to the youth of your church. If a person chooses to cheat on their taxes, is it because a teacher taught them math? Or another teacher taught them to read? No! One of those kids could save a life someday, and that could be because of what you taught them.
SSNs4evr t1_j0f9e68 wrote
Reply to TIFU by "ruining" a friendship by Wafflesfortheday
Relationships with friends and lovers tend to ebb and flow, but when they are truely valued members of your circle, you always go back to them, and they to you. Others whom you may be friendly with, become close friends while there's commonality in your lives, schedules, or situations, then after a time you drift out of each other's lives. Sometimes friendships seem to end, over disagreements, separations, or whatever, and after some separation and quiet, things are reevaluated and people come back together - sometimes it's just over. Be a good person, live as gracefully as possible, and the great friends will always be there, in whatever variations nature works out.
SSNs4evr t1_ixzij9k wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by saying 'Men are born drivers' infront of my two senior female co-workers. TL;DR by ioncarelol
I don't know one way or the other, but I'm a man, and my wife always makes me drive. I'm competent, confident, and all that other crap men are supposed to be, and at 51, I'm mellow and mature enough to not get sucked up into the "who's got the bigger cock" stuff. From my perspective anyway, if I have to drive all the time, statistically I'm destined to be involved in more of the good and bad that comes with driving.
SSNs4evr t1_jdu2esr wrote
Reply to TIFU By Accidentally Flipping Off my Boss by BigPaul20
Say nothing. Work is work, and private life is private life. So long as you were clocked out from work when he attempted to run you down, you're good. If he brings it up, you can respectfully tell him what he did wrong. You never know....he may appreciate you speaking up when you know you're in the right.