As a fat guy, all I have ever wanted at a wedding was for 20 minutes after the fancy but too small portions of dinner finish, dozens of pizzas to arrive so everyone can lose their minds with delight.

It’s motherfuckers like this who deserve to be billionaires and who should be elected to the highest offices of our land, but never will be because they are too decent. Our society is so fucked.

I mean, all of Chris Benoit’s friends and colleagues were singing his praises about the kind of loving family man he was until they learned he had murdered his family before killing himself.
Going from Diva to Psychopath doesn’t feel entirely out of the question for repeated brain damage.