Bambi would have interesting results.

Lack of respect or extreme stupidity, that’s about it. Amazing how often those two overlap.

“We’ve got to hack the pentagon!” two taps on a keyboard “I’m in.”

This depends. Magic or biological never ending youth? Biological and I dedicate my life/body to research and trying to replicate it for others. Magic? I guess figure out if I can improve my body still or am I stuck like this. If I can improve it, might as well get a body I would enjoy living in. If I’m stuck like this…well lots of video games would be on the table.

This is usually the opposite for me. Alcohol in particular tastes awful and I wish we would stop pretending it does taste good. One example however is nutritional yeast. I thought it was a hippy dippy cheese substitute, it is now a standard pizza topping for me. Does it taste like cheese? No. Does it taste really good anyway? Yes.

I hope the “pearly gates” and greeting my maker as a friend and not an enemy. I would also be ok with oblivion, popped like a soap bubble but I don’t believe that to be true. If it’s anything else let’s said I’m afraid and I have good reason to be afraid.

The year

Worthless and discarded. Something that makes me angry and yet feels appropriate at the same time.

“Tried”? You mean “succeeded” and as a kid it was the highlight of my life up till that point.

Make peace with God.

Last night

“I tell ya, I get no respect. I asked my doctor how to get rid of five pounds of ugly fat, he recommended a guillotine!” -Rodney Dangerfield

A slightly more disgusting frog.

I’m trying to not count my chickens before they hatch but I am cautiously optimistic.

Got a job interview for a company I legitimately want to work for.