ScandinavianOtter
ScandinavianOtter t1_j9prvy2 wrote
ScandinavianOtter t1_j641oph wrote
Reply to comment by AnderHolka in [WP] When you entered the house, you happened to see your partner telekinetically picking up the knife they dropped while chopping vegetables. They are now running behind you, chasing you around in the house, asking you to look at their eyes. by ankuprk
Wait a minute, i don't own a house
ScandinavianOtter t1_j5wkzk9 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "So it looks like timeline 8973 is now classified as a dark solarpunk world," he said in awe. Matteo gazed upon the chronicler with a curious and confused expression. "Dark solarpunk? How does that even happen?" by cryptofutures100xlev
What does dark solar punk even mean
ScandinavianOtter t1_ixqn17x wrote
Reply to comment by ralphonsob in A guy with no arms……. (Long) by Objective_Resolve833
I just... Wow
ScandinavianOtter t1_ixhwzom wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Out of the blue, your spouse asked you if you would still love them if they turned into a worm. Thinking it was a little odd, you said that yes, of course you would. It was a short time later when you realized that they actually meant “wyrm.” by Maximum_Pootis
...so you were dating a polymorphed dragon...
ScandinavianOtter t1_isut013 wrote
Reply to comment by dukeimre in [WP] I (23M, human) asked my Orc gf (22F) to stop deadlifting my familymembers when she comes over for the holidays because it made me look small and weak. Now she and the rest of the family keep forcing me to run laps and lift whole roasted hogs when I visit for orc holidays. AITA? by Sidaige
Eldar, huh? I think i found a fellow warhammer fellow
ScandinavianOtter t1_ja9nwpj wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] "You misunderstand. I don't fight to the death because I'm brave, I fight to the death because I'm too much of a coward to face the consequences of defeat." by CaryJanJunior
Ciaphas Cain, hero of the imperium.