The Big Baltimore Spelling Bee is Tuesday, April 4th, 6-9pm at Guilford Hall Brewery. Since adults are dumb as hell there's the option to purchase a few saves for when you fuck up. Speller and spectator tickets at bit.ly/bafbee23

All the proceeds go to the Baltimore Abortion Fund!

Fellow sober. If being in bars isn't triggering, most of the halfway decent ones have NA options at this point.