Neighborhood Animorphs, keeping you safe from Yeerks

Central Mass used to be that way too, but now there aren’t even any basic 2BRs for under 400k.

So was it the shitty part of Springfield or the shitty part of Fall River?

If we’re adding car features, just add a defroster to the roof

I can think of a place in Clinton that looks like that, but only from a very very specific angle.

So, 30mi outside of Boston

“It’s so cold my car won’t start”

If you have kids, “The kids don’t have school so I have to stay home with them” if no kids, first make up some kids.

“My front door is iced over and I can’t leave the house”

Yeah true, but Bridgewater is when I meant by “a prison with hospital in the title.” It’s still a prison.

Pleading insanity isn’t a get out of jail free card. It just means you’d go to a different jail with “hospital” in the title along with all the other insane people.

It’s still jail and it’s still awful.

How does it feel to know your entire personality went out of style about ten years ago?

Thought the same thing.

I had pb&j wings recently and they were exactly what you’re describing, Thai peanut sauce wings with some kind of fruit jam dipping sauce and they were amazing.