I totally get where you're coming from & fuck the haters for saying it's easy.
If you add too much unicorn blood it's too thick. Too many orphan tears and it's too watery. Not enough of either and you're just working with a broth...
Personally I just get my aunt to make the gravy as she sold her soul for the recipe back in '98.
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I totally get where you're coming from & fuck the haters for saying it's easy.
If you add too much unicorn blood it's too thick. Too many orphan tears and it's too watery. Not enough of either and you're just working with a broth...
Personally I just get my aunt to make the gravy as she sold her soul for the recipe back in '98.