SheriffComey
SheriffComey t1_j1efj86 wrote
Reply to comment by No_Pineapple6086 in Russian politician files legal challenge over Putin's reference to Ukraine "war" by JBupp
All I'm saying is that it's possible he fell out of that locked window after drinking his tea and when he landed the loaded gun in his pocket managed to go off twice in the back of his head.
Stranger things have happened....
SheriffComey t1_j14t1wv wrote
Reply to comment by malphonso in Marine Corps Plans To Get Rid Of "Yes Sir" Over Gender Neutrality Concerns - by Informal-Suit9126
They got a two for one with his death
SheriffComey t1_j14dvld wrote
Reply to comment by tehmeangene in Marine Corps Plans To Get Rid Of "Yes Sir" Over Gender Neutrality Concerns - by Informal-Suit9126
And now let's move on to Janeway and Schrödinger's Prime Directive.
SheriffComey t1_j0siyem wrote
Reply to comment by GZAofTheMidwest in Iguana causes power outage in Florida town for third time this year | CNN by GZAofTheMidwest
They've always been a thing.
With the cold front coming through this week I guarantee you'll hear about them falling out of trees frozen.
Every so often someone has to go to the hospital because they got dinged in the head by a falling iguana.
SheriffComey t1_ixvsqom wrote
Reply to comment by NoodlesrTuff1256 in Irene Cara, '80s pop star behind 'Fame' and 'Flashdance' theme songs, dies at 63 | CNN by Clem_Doore
Grew up in the 80s and "The War" meant Vietnam. Now it's Iraq or Afghanistan.
SheriffComey t1_ixvshyh wrote
Reply to comment by RandomChurn in Irene Cara, '80s pop star behind 'Fame' and 'Flashdance' theme songs, dies at 63 | CNN by Clem_Doore
Phew....I'm 44 so I guess that's the new 24.
SheriffComey t1_is5tpwa wrote
Reply to comment by bjanas in Ice climber blasted by frigid wind and snow by Better__Off_Dead
And if ghosts existed you know there'd be one of some pre-historic man looking at your friend going "Dafuq?! Hey Ugha, you seeing this shit man?"
SheriffComey t1_ir9zo8t wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in Detroit police fire 38 shots in 3 seconds, killing Black man by UnitedPatriot65
From the officers I've spoken with they say that is NOT their policy.
Their policy is shoot until the threat is neutralized....then again some may still feel threatened by someone slumped over on the ground.
SheriffComey t1_ir1pd6w wrote
Reply to comment by Thedrunner2 in Northeastern University package explosion was a hoax carried out by employee, complaint states by Darzanak
"Like, Hey Scoob! Is that the University cafeteria?!"
SheriffComey t1_iqyvqwv wrote
Reply to comment by sluttybulk in Skydiver dies in Florida after 'parachute malfunction,’ authorities say by Thetimmybaby
>Having both malfunction…well play the lottery
Before or after the malfunction?
SheriffComey t1_j1g8snf wrote
Reply to comment by SharpieBass in Factbox: About 1.2 million without power in United States from winter storms by Smithy2232
Co-worker in Buffalo just sent a picture of a while lot of "fuck that!". Then again I live in S. Florida so tomorrow I'll have to worry about falling iguanas