ShitOnYourKeyboard
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jeh57o3 wrote
Reply to Who are the top 3 best rappers of all time? by [deleted]
Wu-Tang, fuck the rest.
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jeh4zit wrote
“I’ll have the tuna. No crust.” – Brian O’Conner
Vince:
Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, *****!
Brian:
I like the tuna here.
Vince:
Bullshit a**hole, no one likes the tuna here!
Brian:
Yeah well I do.
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jeh47dk wrote
Reply to What's a perfect Friday night to you? by Can_tRelate
Pizza Hut/Games/Movies or Series/Lot of jacking off in between.
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jeh1e33 wrote
Pizza hut is the best trash pizza.
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jeh0pve wrote
socks.
you can wear them.
you can cum in them.
you can use them as toilet paper.
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jegzhci wrote
pro nouns
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jegyn02 wrote
"I'd rather stay home this weekend, also you should apologize and feel bad for bothering me with your friendship, asshole".
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jegwsix wrote
Reply to How can you tactfully warn a coworker that you know for a fact they're about to get fired? by Hrekires
Aye yo homie, lil dick boss man bought to fire yo ass.
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jegjoa5 wrote
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jaevfsl wrote
Yea? Because doc is allergic to apples?
ShitOnYourKeyboard t1_jeh5fwm wrote
Reply to What do you think lies in the unexplored ocean? by Uitvinder126
The bar. James Cameron needs to raise it again.