Shoe_mocker
Shoe_mocker t1_ja6ubeb wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in One has two meanings, two has three meanings... by [deleted]
So take your own advice and recognize that you’re being criticized. We didn’t randomly choose you, we think you’re wrong and need to learn a lesson
Shoe_mocker t1_j9znqiu wrote
Reply to comment by Ben_Thar in Dad jokes are from dads, Mom jokes are about mothers by PrestigiousWaffles
I didn’t even know sea was sick
Shoe_mocker t1_j1le6y9 wrote
Reply to comment by Ptricky17 in TIFU by accidentally insinuating that I wanted to bang my crush's mom at a Christmas Eve sleepover by Kwesi_Hopkins
Excellent advice
Shoe_mocker t1_iwye36n wrote
All these comments belong in r/aita, this is a different sub guys. Dude knows he’s an asshole, your job isn’t to pass judgement, just laugh at his idiocy
Shoe_mocker t1_jaergdh wrote
Reply to Infinite Monkey Theorem. If the universe is infinite. Eventually, every fiber, gas, and atom that makes you, you. Will recombin. by PillowHand187
Nope, cosmic inflation and the nature of entropy ensures that this will definitely not happen. There is a constant amount of matter/energy in the universe, and the space in which it is confined is growing. What this means is that as time progresses, things will gradually drift apart, never to interact with each other again for eternity