Best way to cook bacon is in the oven.

Only way to do it better is maybe add some water to the sheet before starting (which for all I know OP did).

Love the crispness too. If I'm not mistaken that will be crispy without being 'burnt'. Which is how I like it.

Not sure what a hotlink is but I'm craving grape soda now. Thanks OP.

Looks really good.

I'm not really a pasta person. Or more accurately I see something like this and I can't help but think it would go well with meat. Chicken. Hot sausage*. Something.

But that's me. 80% carnivore.

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*I used to live near a pasta Italian place. It was a weird place. They served high-end food at mid-level prices. I loved it. They made their own sausages. And their spicy Italian was incredible. Just out of this world. Which is great until you move and forever more all Italian sausages taste second third best at best.

This is a good thing.

Send in a robot. Guy controlling it is safely sitting down in his air conditioned office (or the back of a police van).

Removing the prospect of immediate peril to the policeman should also translate in to a far less likelihood of an accidental shooting.

I know you are kidding but that was still very stupid.