Simaganis1963
Simaganis1963 t1_iwryw2u wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
Maybe you just have 'issues' w/sex workers. Not saying you re a bad guy but it was supposed to work logically but your heart wasn't in it
Another day another try
Simaganis1963 t1_iwrylm2 wrote
Reply to comment by reallyoldgreg in TIFU by being a virgin by No_Sprinkles1803
Maybe some weird valve thing
Simaganis1963 t1_iy5g0pf wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating thanksgiving leftovers and rushing while doing number 2 by Burstmyanus
I don't think it was the left overs because it'll take at least 30-40 minutes to kick in. Also the poop in poop chute was already sitting there
You are probably chronically constipated & yes caused trauma to to anus
If it was bad leftovers it's usually explosive & you can't leave the bathroom what with all the poop & vomit