Sky_Prio_r

Sky_Prio_r t1_je4z7al wrote

Reply to comment by Th3Glutt0n in [WP] The eldritch god stood before the girl, in almost human form. "Your parents sold you to be my bride. I accepted, knowing that if I didn’t, they will just try another deity, but I will not force this on you. Have this credit card and live as you wish. If you want something else instead, just ask by Rattrap2474

I swear I saw this prompt a year or so ago, with more stories but I can't be sure

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Sky_Prio_r t1_ixhh2ak wrote

Reply to comment by TheBastardOlomouc in [WP] The ritual calls for 100 sacrifices, but after reading it carefully you realize that it never specified they had to be human. Deciding to be the smartass that you are, you got a petri dish full of bacteria and sacrificed them instead. by Prompt_Dude

Okay have you ever heard of a story before? Especially a fiction story? It shifts things from our world often inaccurately to tell a story that is made up, ridiculous if you consider other factoids, dragons? Impossible, doesn't exist who is this 🤡 author lmao, Ringwraiths? Bruh when people die they just die they don't get twisted by a one ring, this story is 🧢, must be boring for to read when you're you.

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Sky_Prio_r t1_ix04dyu wrote

Reply to comment by DatSander in [WP] In Hell there are Seven Demon Lords, each was once a mortal who died by one of the Seven Deadly Sins. You are Lord Sloth, who was an immortal man who became too lazy to keep on living. For eons everyone struggled to understand how that was even possible. by KonradosHut

This is so good! Very interesting take, I really like how you built it up quickly and it still felt earned, crazy good response!

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Sky_Prio_r t1_ir3phe4 wrote

Reply to comment by ThatTubaGuy03 in [WP] As an immortal you pass your time by switching between the roles of a hero and villain every couple centuries. Things get awkward as you lock your eyes with someone whom you tormented centuries ago now as the benevolent king of a prospering kingdom. by Firefighter-Salt

It's been saved as a draft lol, I got started but school started too, and sadly I haven't got the time, I really am trying to work on it though, sorry it's taking a while

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Sky_Prio_r t1_iqq21gh wrote

Reply to comment by Sky_Prio_r in [WP] As an immortal you pass your time by switching between the roles of a hero and villain every couple centuries. Things get awkward as you lock your eyes with someone whom you tormented centuries ago now as the benevolent king of a prospering kingdom. by Firefighter-Salt

"My name is JACK! You forgot me?! Then after all your unadulterated cruelty you then have the disdain to become a 'benevolent' king? No, no I don't think so, I think you don't just get to, forget."

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"Ahh jack, all right, I'll give you what I did was cruel, but now I'm fairly certain now I am a kind king, all the people you'll hurt, my kingdom will prosper through kindness this time, I'm trying to repent."

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A bold faced lie, he almost figured it out, then it seems he came to the conclusion that he didn't care, now I knew many jacks, but this one was the closest anyone ever got to getting me, and honestly was the most entertained I'd been since, longest I can remember.

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It gets hard to remember things when your this old. I think you run out of space, what I did to him for his entertainment was, not worthy of what he had given me. He was racked, his arms and legs became eaten with rats, then his nerves were split one by one, he would not move a muscle and th...

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"Well damn you? What could you possibly be thinking about more important than this, right now, right here?"

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Ahh yes, he had a point, what should I do... Ah yes! the one thing I can do, let's try a kinder version of the roman candle party trick,

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Hey sorry this is so small, I got conscripted into helping my family clean the fridge while writing, then it took me a while to research, but tomorrow I hope to finish this, sorry for not doing that much in part two, it will be continued on the morrow!

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Sky_Prio_r t1_iqn7dom wrote

Reply to [WP] As an immortal you pass your time by switching between the roles of a hero and villain every couple centuries. Things get awkward as you lock your eyes with someone whom you tormented centuries ago now as the benevolent king of a prospering kingdom. by Firefighter-Salt

'How in the blasted blazes?!'

Suddenly it becomes very awkward. My royal guards stiffen in response, my wise men, drunk as they were stopped, and my guest, the man who had saved the kingdom looked on with fiery vengeance in his eyes, he reached for his sword, but found nothing there. He was meeting the benevolent king of course.

'You bastard! I'll, I'll...'

He looks around at first for a weapon to use, then notices the innocent guards. I can see it on his face, his face turns and twists deciding whether to kill them or not. After all, he'd killed many of my guards before. Luckily this time I was prepared for the eventuality since last time, unexpected as him coming back, loyal guards are a damn hard commodity to find.

'John, shalayla, rick, Sam, he is fine, he oversteps his bounds a little but hey, this is a time of revel! Think of your families, why I think it's going to be little max's birthday soon, I can't believe I was callous enough to keep you here in a time of celebration, enjoy some time with your family, you can have a week of PTO. Use it wisely, and do tell me how the birthday went Sam? Thank you kindly.'

The guards shuffled out the room awkwardly as I said

'It's fine. It's fine, I'll deal with the matter with a gentle hand, I'm so happy the kingdom is safe. Please use this time to bring the most joy for yourself and represent the kingdom you are a part of.'

They move a bit more confidently, emboldened by kind words and propaganda, rick stops and looks at me worriedly, and I look back with the perfect smile of joyful ease, perfected over some time of practice. He left. We were alone with the wise men, he had no qualms about them yet, and to be frank, I didn't care that much either. Drunkards.

'Um, I'm sorry, I'm terrible with faces, what is your name, again?' Uhhh my phones about to die so part two will be continued on computer.

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