Slash_Raptor92
Slash_Raptor92 t1_jeco4cv wrote
Can non employees even turn off or on escalators?
Slash_Raptor92 t1_ja8rzki wrote
Reply to comment by daemoen in TIFU by googling “xxx” at work. by Myopic_Mirror
Huh, I thought X represented crossed arms and O represented lips locked.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_ja8encu wrote
Reply to comment by CashWho in TIFU by googling “xxx” at work. by Myopic_Mirror
When was this established?
Slash_Raptor92 t1_ja6t37o wrote
Reply to TIFU by googling “xxx” at work. by Myopic_Mirror
I thought Os were the kisses?
Slash_Raptor92 t1_ja1e7ji wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking laxatives before sex by [deleted]
Paragraphs are your best friend.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j9rb8r8 wrote
I don't get it.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j9n9wp3 wrote
Reply to comment by poesmuse in Tifu by accidentally putting on fake tan by Abubakar_98727
How dark do you want to go? We have 1, 2 and 3.
Well I like how you look, what are you?
Puerto Rican.
Let's go with 2.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j9l6flh wrote
Reply to comment by Abubakar_98727 in Tifu by accidentally putting on fake tan by Abubakar_98727
It's from Friends. Ross gets a spray tan but ends up getting sprayed on the front four times.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j9l4tmq wrote
I counted to five Mississippily.
Mississippily? No, I just said to count to five.
Non-Mississippily?
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j96f5cg wrote
Reply to comment by aligador in I almost thought it was a car thanks for the help sign by JunkBoi76
Spongebob, have you ever noticed that there are no pioneers left? It's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae!
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j8x3fxe wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting too drunk at a party. by [deleted]
Just out of curiosity, what is your first language?
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j80ey99 wrote
How would you feel if she forced you to wear a dress or break up with you? Or withheld sex until you acted more feminine? That's horrible!
If she makes you happy, why do you feel the need to change anything about her? The way she dresses and behaves is an intrinsic part of her very being.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j6jah5s wrote
Reply to Thinking about possibly buying a VR system some time in the future, which one to get?? by Enderstar4019
I hear good things about the HTC Vive
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j6gfbs5 wrote
Maybe you should move closer to work.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j5z6sf0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to encourage my wife by shrike2214
Chingate
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j4vy81g wrote
If you don't want puppies, spay or fix your dogs so they can't go into heat.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j2fvwn1 wrote
199230
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j2fvtv7 wrote
Reply to What's the best way to cover-up a fart? by CrysisRequiem
Cough at the same time.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j2ebje1 wrote
Reply to Is Skyrim worth it for the story alone? by LaInquisitore
No. The story is stupid. Dragons are coming back. There's a really big one. You kill him twice. The end.
It's a lot more fun to make your own story as you play.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j1r1246 wrote
Reply to comment by Loxi104WasTaken in The snowman on our gingerbread house is weird by Loxi104WasTaken
Ducks don't have lips? Then what has Daisy Duck been putting lipstick on all these years?
Slash_Raptor92 t1_j1r0b4n wrote
It looks like it has a beak. Are you sure it isn't a snowduck?
Slash_Raptor92 t1_iya8vs5 wrote
You didn't cover anything in lube, she did. You bought the bottles, that's all.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_iy0eu8j wrote
Reply to comment by blameitonpatricia in TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia
No more than the average person, I think.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_ixzmoxg wrote
Reply to TIFU by removing my period cup by blameitonpatricia
I learned very fast after my last diarrhea incident that cleaning your own poo is nowhere near as gross as cleaning someone elses.
Slash_Raptor92 t1_jecon9p wrote
Reply to TIFU by making my girlfriend (21F) drive to mine (22M) for 35 mins at midnight just for me to fall asleep and not open the door when she got here by Lance971
Seems like she's taking the fact that you fell asleep personally, but she knew what a busy day you had.