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Sludgenet t1_j5i3ruh wrote
Reply to comment by Revolutionary_Oil897 in A 102 year old woman who survived the 1918 Spanish Flu has now beaten coronavirus TWICE by BrunoAndRoyal
Wife's grandma was born in 1914. 108 and still clear mind.
Sludgenet t1_j5cyu6o wrote
Reply to As a doctor I often get asked why I use that rubber hammer to tap patient's knees. by Firegoat1
Mine don't kick. My evaluation dr looked shocked. Tried second leg. Then looked puzzled. Then hit me harder 3 more times. Told him that was painful enough and he quit trying. Told him 3 hr car ride to get there fucks up my back. Guess I made a believer out of him, he told me I needed to get a desk job. ( I am retired)! Sitting is what fucks you up with bad back and hips.
Sludgenet t1_ixxse0u wrote
Reply to comment by jimmysnaps in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
We call them land carp! Just like the invassive grass carp that clog our major rivers near by, they come in at times in the dozens. Leave behind crap covered roads and side walks not fit to walk on.
Sludgenet t1_ixwamma wrote
Reply to comment by Joe_Canada99 in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake
I worked at the municipal shit plant around dozens of geese. Had one of my too fat and short coworkers almost got killed by one. He was so out of shape when one chased him that he had a panic attack and went into heart failure!
Sludgenet t1_j6e0snb wrote
Reply to comment by TammyL8 in Warning... dirty joke by OldSamVimes
I heard it " you better pet him first"!