Everything is out to kill you.

Salamanca?

It can have, and usually does have some Mozzarella. It would be black coming out of the oven if it was 100% Cooper. It is a mozzarella and Cooper mix.

I'm from Old Forge Style country. An OF with Cup roni and sausage is heaven. We have wings. We don't call them by the city they come from. We take them very seriously. Our Top 10% of wing places would be mingling with your top 10%. Beef on Weck... That's a national treasure.

Old Forge is Mozzarella and Cooper CV Sharp cheese. If you put Cabot cheddar on my pizza I'd throw you out a window. Cooper is similar to American, which is technically cheddar, but fuck that noise.

Cup and char is its name just about everywhere. I order cup pepperoni, my pizzioli knows what I want. If I said Buffalo pepperoni I'd get the face that any tourist ordering Buffalo Wings gets in Buffalo.

I'm on team Octoraro Orphie.

Shamong!

The Kirkwood of cock suckers.

Vote for the Schuylkill. The Susquehanna people will hold it over the mighty Lackawanna.

#VoteSkook

You are most certainly welcome. I worried about it a lot, but the initial HR connection told me "things happen" and subsequent interviewers didn't even ask. "So you worked here for 15 years, tell us about it." The companies that you would want to work for know that things happen. As long as you don't come off like a raving lunatic about how everyone was out to get you, they are looking for the best candidate.

If you had 2 or more 8 week jobs I'd ask a lot of questions. If you worked for company A for 5 years, then company B for 8 weeks, then company A or C for 2 years you're not a job hopper. I work for a very large company that promotes job hopping within.

Also you didn't blame the job in that scenario, you said the culture wasn't what you were expecting. That is an adult answer. Any HR/hiring manager in these times knows what you mean. I worked for a place for 15 years, left for what I thought was a better place, and left there 6 weeks later. I was hired by a well known company where I have worked for 5 years. They know it's not you if you sandwich 6 weeks between 20 years.

Nah. You be honest about that shit. Nobody cares about that anymore. "I went to the new company, the culture was not what I was expecting, I made a difficult decision and returned to my previous employer who welcomed me back with open arms." or just don't put it in. If they call your current employer that you returned to, all they can ask is if you are rehireable. Any place that won't hire you based on an 8 week job, isn't a place that you want to work anyway.

Until your Uber driver gets a DUI with you in the car. AMA

Get the passport card! You don't want to be carrying your book around, but the card is license sized. Also, unlike your license, you can use it get back in to the states on the ground from Canada or Mexico.