I'm certainly hoping to hear that he has a most comfortable bed

You might want to check out that "How to cheat death" part first to make certain that you and the ferry coins dont combine to give control of your body to you know who

You might want to get the shingles vaccine before the roof needs fixing.

better to let dead things lie than help undead lying things lay better

Or something like that. What's the best time to visit the library?

I remember late nights in that dive bar in Greenwich Village in the 60's where the talk would turn to revolution and man's inhumanity to man. Big F always started off a little muddled but by the time the bottle neared empty he could wax as eloquent as any of those high falootin profs from the uni who thought they knew it all. I always thought it was Akadian though.

Pro tip btw: he really likes tequila

I have adopted a general plan for what to do whenever I find myself in similar situations.

1. take a quick but comprehensive census of your potential assets - this may involve you emptying her pockets/purse what have you. You never know when a holocaust cloak will be useful, for instance
2. Create a circle around her. Salt would be best but a line scribbled in the dirt is often surprisingly effective
3. Power up the circle
4. Observe

And that's it! 99+% of the time you will figure it out. Good luck!

Have you not watched that show! Horror!