Don’t do it; they will drive slower. It’s what people do.

Well when you say it like that now we all sound like a bunch of racists.

How do they know what it tastes like? Did they sample it?

Giggity giggity roux

what a rockstar!

No, that’s like 23 years, 16 days, and 8 hrs.

Yeah, Happy Ending jokes are a good way to get thrown out of a spa or chiropractor.

As often as it comes on but ideally never.

It’s an automatic pump.

I see nothing wrong here

-average truck driver (and the person riding right on there bumper)

They cut differently for each side. It’s usually to support arches and/or toes for runners, athletes, or sometimes used for physical therapy and recovery.

I’ll take ^Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher for 400

Looks like an arena. There are probably restrooms in both directions.

I knew someone that would walk through stores like American Eagle and stuff a can of deodorant in the mannequins pants. ClaaAAAaaasy!

Hey cat, who let you out and kept feeding you even though you are one of earths most invasive species? Get inside!

The kinda messed up part is that most of the the hundreds of species that were driven to extinction by cats is by “Ecology of Fear” or “Fear Effect” wherein animals reproduce less because of the presence of a predator even if the mortality rate is very low.

Do you have any adult beberages? Can I get a Jack and Cock?

Nah, they paid sticker price and not a dollar more.

That’s classy adult lunchables; this is just weird.

What psychopath has Leinenkugel’s Oktoberfest with Little Caeser’s.

That would be 101st Field Artillery. Start at 6:00, first gun at 6:20.

I’m with the band

>oh really what do you play

M119A3 105mm Howitzer

>it ran when I parked it > >back in 1978

This is why people are leaving California. You could just sell your house and buy an impoverished Midwest state.

Not an “old timey” saying but paraphrasing Boomhauer from the King of the Hill pilot: “I tell you what them dang ol’ California folk. Hew, hew, just a show about nothing man.”