This reads like a badly written fan fiction.

Jesus, man. As someone who once pulled this spoiled entitled crap, do better. The reward is a better relationship with your mom and not needlessly stressing the poor woman out. Moms work so hard, especially single moms, the least you can do is treat her with respect and be happy for what she does give you. At 26.. let me tell you, a roof over your head and food is everything. You have no idea how brutal the real world is.

Oh yeah lol. Most definitely. Shoot your shot, buddy!

Speaking as a woman.. If I ask a guy to give me a back massage, it's almost never because my back hurts. lol