SpectreCactus
SpectreCactus t1_iya07zs wrote
Reply to comment by MegC18 in [WP] Your Significant Other has landed a book publishing deal! You're very proud of them, even if you don't actually enjoy their writing. One day, on a whim, you buy an actual copy in a book store. It's nothing like the pages they gave you to read. Nothing. by veriverd
This is cool
SpectreCactus t1_itwapph wrote
Reply to comment by sadnesslaughs in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
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SpectreCactus t1_iti4k56 wrote
Reply to comment by illiagorath in [WP] You're technically an assassin, but you don't actually kill anyone. Your targets always die by cosmic luck, somehow. by 28PercentCharged
Oooooooooo nice! I'd read more for sure
SpectreCactus t1_itgz728 wrote
SpectreCactus t1_itdwkjk wrote
Reply to [WP] The hero looks at you shocked and disgusted. "So... your plan is to make a... giant meatball out of every single person on earth...?" Scratching their head they frown and ask, "But, why?" by Affectionate-Row-534
"I have grown hungry in my years of hibernation, Sollus." I said, scratching my neck. "Do you know what I do when I'm hungry?"
"... You're sick."
"Answer the fucking question, Sollus." I demanded, still scratching, as the pale white skin I scratched turned red.
"...I don't know."
"I eat." Then, parts of the skin on my neck started peeling.
Scratch.
"What the fuck?!" Sollus yelled, grasping his sword.
Scratch.
I smiled cruelly, laughing.
Scratch.
"Oh~ that scratch hits the spot." I taunted, leaning forward.
Scratch.
I stood and walked towards Sollus, who fumbled with his sword.
Scratch.
I walked past him and put my arm down.
"I have satisfied my itch. I will feed, Sollus!" I screeched, then I jumped off the tower.
Then, a green light burst from where I fell. Sollus started to levitate towards the light.
As Sollus looked around, he noticed other people levitating towards him.
He realized my plan too late.
SpectreCactus t1_j6i0ne0 wrote
Reply to [WP] A super edgy Anti Hero is transported into a stereotypical So-Sweet-You'll-Puke fantasy world. This is what happens. by AnyLiterature2363
Blade Broadland was pissed off. As he walked with his "band of friends" which consisted of a unicorn called Marion and a girl who referred to herself as "Super Sparkle Hero".
"Can't we just- like, jump him?"
Marion just pushed Blade forward. "Aight, damn.."
They got to the Devil of Destruction or whatever the shit his name was.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" they heard a cackle from the castle. Out came the Devil guy who was just a normal guy with an Italian suit.
Blade pulled out his shotgun- affectionately named Chainsaw, it was his favorite gun- and just shot the Devil guy.
"AGGGH JESUS FUCK!" he cried, clutching his stomach. "WHAT THE FUCK-!"
"OH MY GLITTER!" Super Sparkle yelled. "BLADE- YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
"Pipe down, we defeated him, yeah?"