Go on? Give me a non offensive joke.

And No, that’s not the way the world works. Does every time Trevor Noah tella a joke about whites make him a racist? Can Kathy Griffen not make jokes about men?

I think both are “racist”. As almost every joke ever. But that’s okay. There’s a difference between telling a joke and being racist. Quit looking for reasons to be offended.

I’m not buddy, you’re the one seeking a reason to be offended! Chill out and go to a different Reddit!

Yeah? The greedy jew trope lead to the systematic murder of several millions Jews…during the holocaust. And millions more through programs and crusades etc.. This is not a competition, don’t try make it into one.

What do you call a Muslim with a machine gun? . . .

Not a god damn thing.

Nice try old man that hangs outside my neighborhood gas station.

First off, congratulations. I mean it. That’s an impressive thing you’ve accomplished and you should enjoy the satisfaction of knowing you can do whatever you set your mind to. I’m confident you’ll be able to get the financials squared away- however I’m not sure if that’s a good thing for you. If I were you I would be slightly cautious about a school that is accepting you with such “low” GPA. For two reasons:

1. A (part) of a universities “prestige” is based on the average grades their students achieve, if their minimum GPA is much lower than what they advertise, be certain that their other claims (of placement etc) are as they appear.

2. On the flip side, if they’re making an exception for you, you should be equally weary. while I’m sure you’re an incredibly bright guy/gal, you may have missed out on a lot of the subject matter taught in some of those more advanced courses. You seem to be a hard working intelligent person rather put yourself an environment where you can excel crush it like you have been the past few years and become a doctor or lawyer or best selling author or engineer or acrobat (or whatever else your heart desires) rather than one where you may always feel behind.