I always get a snicker and a raised eyebrow from my wife when the red line announcements say "Entering Andrew"

(after I first wrote that, I started to think I should clarify "when we're on the train and the red line announcer says", but then I realized I get snickers and raised eyebrows at all sort of other times too. Maybe she knows when they announce it even when she isn't on the train)

I knew a guy with a large replica (for culpability reasons I'll assume he bought a replica, and not stole it from the signpole. It looked pretty legit though) sign above his bed "Entering Sharon". And a girlfriend named Sharon

This is all Cumberland Farms has managed to step up so far. You can probably some of the old-style concrete bunker Cumbies around: Five years ago or so that was what they all were like.

I'm not sure if they're on a continued trajectory from here, or figure they're at a level that you'll pick them over whatever else you can find around here