I glad to hear he got arrested for something - everyone's immediate reaction to hearing he was robbed a few months ago was that he had to be crooked in some way. Now we'll hear how.

Alternatively, I have a Brita that I kept in my fridge that I hardly used for a year because I dislike cold water and ended up grabbing bottles of room temperature water, and it took me a year of being dumb before I realized that just because it was a fridge Brita it didn't mean I actually had to keep it in the fridge. Now I keep it in sight on the counter and I use much less bottled water.