Yeah. This would bring me sustained joy. To me- an investment in my happiness. This thing isn’t making anyone any money.

This is great. And to the people complaining you probably dropped 50 bucks for a round of drinks. This is a better investment.

Be an adult and one day when you don’t have your kids- knock on your neighbor’s door and ask them what the problem is. Also agree with others here- we have neighbors who subscribe to the same philosophy as you and their kids are obnoxious and I can hear them from my bedroom. If “kids will be kids” expect neighbors to be annoyed about it and not everyone will respond in a way you find acceptable.