Well if for some reason Zimbabwe gets really lucky and strikes a lot of natural resources their could be a chance the currency will deflate and you'd be slightly rich

Our government is very confusing and alot of smoke and mirrors. Maybe I need to start reading more

Still fairly small

Don't do that type of math. It's multiplied by 7. Divided by 7. Try 80/7 instead

Lol butcher is like that's going to have to come out of your pocket.. you don't have any money? Maybe we can work something out .....

You guys are idiots, if you blindfolded me I can easily detect wetness and the difference between cold and wet. I can feel viscosity and how lubricating it is. The internet will literally tell you anything to make it click on a link.

Hey man thanks, I'm that idiot that purchased the movie just to watch episodes of "kick my balls" and enjoy my burgers. I'm going to watch it for my 4rth time tonight. Not tonight but you know what I mean. Fourth time in my lifetime. Tonight. Actually it's going to be the 5th

Did Russia become the Evil Santa robot from Futurama?

Google tells me that 1lb of fat is 3500 calories. That's pretty much a lax 5 hours of the elliptical every week. Give it a year of persistence and regular hydration you should be able to lose 52 lbs a year if you maintain the same caloric intake which I wouldn't recommend because you'd probably want to be eating what your body needs to recoup. But realistically you could probably lose 20 lbs over a year. Maybe more depending on your basal metabolic rate. I lost 10 lbs by moving more. Much more... It's been a lifestyle change but atleast I don't feel bad about sitting around

My incinerator is 100% eco-friendly with absolutely no toxic emissions. Give me the contract!

So what they're saying is that their new fab in Arizona is going to fail?

The mayor is a dude... The mayor is also a huge advocate for proper pronoun usage.

China is going to have to make a time machine for this silliness