Subtleknifewielder
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegsh6x wrote
Reply to comment by Remarkable-Youth-504 in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
ohsnap XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegrwoh wrote
Reply to comment by Feather_of_a_Jay in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
That does explain many of its quirks, however XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegplne wrote
Reply to comment by disenjoyment in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
Oh dear XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegpl0u wrote
Reply to comment by Gadgetman_1 in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
Oh heck, So, soooooo much
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegpdnw wrote
Reply to comment by Tregonial in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
Love the humor in this ('slaying'), and the closing line is the clincher. Made me laugh for several seconds in the real world.
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegpa6z wrote
Reply to comment by InformationHorder in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
That would be hilarious
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegorje wrote
Reply to comment by euxneks in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
Why movie star?
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegop5e wrote
Reply to comment by Artanthos in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
10 years? Please, that's not giving him enough credit. I say 6 years, just enough to convince people to change the law about the president needing to be a natural-born citizen, and then run.
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegol5h wrote
Reply to comment by NextEstablishment856 in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
pffft XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegokb8 wrote
Reply to comment by archpawn in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
Noice XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_je8s188 wrote
Reply to comment by KittyKatSavvy in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs
oh damn I didn't even notice. Thanks! :D
Subtleknifewielder t1_je7mhsj wrote
Reply to comment by Ataraxidermist in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs
Perfect setup and ending line, lol
Subtleknifewielder t1_je7lvmg wrote
Reply to comment by SilasCrane in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs
Oh dear XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_je7luc3 wrote
Reply to comment by bopperbopper in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs
Maybe they did, but that ain't going to be evident right away, lol
Subtleknifewielder t1_je7l47w wrote
Reply to comment by NextEstablishment856 in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs
T'is a good influence
Subtleknifewielder t1_je7kzon wrote
Reply to comment by NextEstablishment856 in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs
oh gosh the sass and humor in this one killed me XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_je0sptk wrote
Subtleknifewielder t1_je05nl7 wrote
Reply to comment by WildPlatypus88 in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722
Loves that the missionaries were a bit more than they appear XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_je0559z wrote
Reply to comment by guyblade in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722
Well that was a different turn than most of the responses. Interesting XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_je04qrx wrote
Reply to comment by Memesforum55 in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722
It was indeed, halfway decent =3
Subtleknifewielder t1_je02fez wrote
Reply to comment by Balorn in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722
wait that's an actual thing? XD
Subtleknifewielder t1_j91rhtd wrote
Reply to [PM] Looking for prompts for short stories. I will fit them into one shared universe. by natep1098
A city founded by humans becomes a tinkerer's paradise open to all the known races.
Subtleknifewielder t1_j5s5f4x wrote
Reply to comment by f---thezodiac in [PM] Prompt me with a fight scene (preferably something with superpowers, but not required) between 2 well known characters (from any series) by f---thezodiac
I chuckled, thanks for this :D
Glad you enjoyed the premise ^_^
Subtleknifewielder t1_j5qyxip wrote
Reply to [PM] Prompt me with a fight scene (preferably something with superpowers, but not required) between 2 well known characters (from any series) by f---thezodiac
Hellboy, and Hank McCoy (Beast) from X-Men, because Hellboy mistakes Beast as something paranormal that needs brought in.
Subtleknifewielder t1_jegw5nv wrote
Reply to comment by euxneks in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809
Fair. the logic train is a tiny bit stretching it, but it does still make sense. Ok you sold me XD