Subtleknifewielder t1_jegw5nv wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:47 PM

10 years? Please, that's not giving him enough credit. I say 6 years, just enough to convince people to change the law about the president needing to be a natural-born citizen, and then run.

Subtleknifewielder t1_jegol5h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:51 PM

Reply to comment by NextEstablishment856 in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809

pffft XD

Subtleknifewielder t1_jegokb8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:51 PM

Reply to comment by archpawn in [WP] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby. by HonestAbe1809

Noice XD

Subtleknifewielder t1_je8s188 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 6:25 AM

Reply to comment by KittyKatSavvy in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs

oh damn I didn't even notice. Thanks! :D

Subtleknifewielder t1_je7mhsj wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:12 AM

Reply to comment by Ataraxidermist in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs

Perfect setup and ending line, lol

Subtleknifewielder t1_je7lvmg wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:07 AM

Reply to comment by SilasCrane in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs

Oh dear XD

Subtleknifewielder t1_je7luc3 wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:07 AM

Reply to comment by bopperbopper in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs

Maybe they did, but that ain't going to be evident right away, lol

Subtleknifewielder t1_je7l47w wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:01 AM

Reply to comment by NextEstablishment856 in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs

T'is a good influence

Subtleknifewielder t1_je7kzon wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:00 AM

Reply to comment by NextEstablishment856 in [WP] You are a budget mage. While most of your colleagues use costly ingredients, rituals that take weeks to prepare and use a new spell for every problem, you only know a few spells, use common household ingredients and prepare rituals within minutes. They unjustly deride your work as shoddy. by Kitty_Fuchs

oh gosh the sass and humor in this one killed me XD

Subtleknifewielder t1_je0sptk wrote on March 28, 2023 at 4:21 PM

Reply to comment by Balorn in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722

haha, nice!

Subtleknifewielder t1_je05nl7 wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:49 PM

Reply to comment by WildPlatypus88 in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722

Loves that the missionaries were a bit more than they appear XD

Subtleknifewielder t1_je0559z wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:46 PM

Reply to comment by guyblade in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722

Well that was a different turn than most of the responses. Interesting XD

Subtleknifewielder t1_je04qrx wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:43 PM

Reply to comment by Memesforum55 in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722

It was indeed, halfway decent =3

Subtleknifewielder t1_je02fez wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:25 PM

Reply to comment by Balorn in [WP] You open your door to find some religious looking people standing there. "Have you found our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?" You glance behind your door, where Jesus is shushing you. by Affectionate_Bit_722

wait that's an actual thing? XD

Subtleknifewielder t1_j91rhtd wrote on February 18, 2023 at 4:03 PM

Reply to [PM] Looking for prompts for short stories. I will fit them into one shared universe. by natep1098

A city founded by humans becomes a tinkerer's paradise open to all the known races.

Subtleknifewielder t1_j5s5f4x wrote on January 25, 2023 at 4:22 AM

Reply to comment by f---thezodiac in [PM] Prompt me with a fight scene (preferably something with superpowers, but not required) between 2 well known characters (from any series) by f---thezodiac

I chuckled, thanks for this :D

Glad you enjoyed the premise ^_^

Subtleknifewielder t1_j5qyxip wrote on January 24, 2023 at 11:11 PM

Reply to [PM] Prompt me with a fight scene (preferably something with superpowers, but not required) between 2 well known characters (from any series) by f---thezodiac

Hellboy, and Hank McCoy (Beast) from X-Men, because Hellboy mistakes Beast as something paranormal that needs brought in.