SuzyLouWhoo
SuzyLouWhoo t1_j9a2uya wrote
The new royal farms on Snowden river has a detail and car wash next door. I’ve taken my car there, so you’d think I would remember the name but no…
Ok, looked it up, it’s Canton car wash. Someone mentioned them already. They did a great job.
SuzyLouWhoo t1_j2e6c53 wrote
Reply to comment by CatherinePiedi in A man walks into a department store by sunflour4
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer?
Invite two
SuzyLouWhoo t1_ja8vyzc wrote
Reply to An engineer dies and goes up to heaven. by MadisonPearGarden
A couple dies in a car crash just weeks before their wedding. When they get to heaven, they ask St. Peter, “can we get married here in heaven?”
He says “hmmmmm…. Let me look I to it”
For days, weeks, months, they pester him but the answer is always the same. “I’m looking into it”
Until finally one day 2 years later St Peter approaches the couple and says they may get married. They have a beautiful ceremony, and are very happy.
For about 50 years.
Now they’re sick to death of each other, and they once again go to St Peter: “Can we get a divorce in heaven?”
To which he exclaims: “It took me two years to find a priest up here!! It’s going to take forever to find a lawyer!!”