Swankified_Tristan
Swankified_Tristan t1_j6m2z6z wrote
Reply to I discovered a secret hole at a mini-golf course. It should have stayed hidden. by TheMidnightProfessor
Your name might be Richard, but that golf course is the real Dick.
Swankified_Tristan t1_j1ezbii wrote
Reply to comment by FMThemeSongEveryPost in ‘That’s So Raven,‘ ‘Family Matters’ Star Orlando Brown Arrested for Domestic Violence by MarvelsGrantMan136
That shit don't sell!
People wanna be unhappy and angry.
Swankified_Tristan t1_j0thqbm wrote
This is why I'm getting cremated.
Swankified_Tristan t1_j0th8r0 wrote
Reply to comment by LorenzoStomp in 40 cats living in roach-infested hoarder house rescued by Houston Humane Society by Xyro77
Well if they're anything like my cats, they don't want to catch the roaches!
Swankified_Tristan t1_j0th3ql wrote
Reply to comment by malkamok in Family of alligators greet police serving Detroit eviction notice by Time-for-rain
If it was Florida, it'd be just another Tuesday.
I see alligators in my town and in my complex all the time.
Swankified_Tristan t1_iwjwlep wrote
Reply to ‘The Santa Clauses’ Review: Disney+ Miniseries Missing Holiday Spark by bananasareappealing
My expectations are so damn low for this and I'm just happy to be back in this universe again.
I'll probably enjoy it no matter what.
Swankified_Tristan t1_iwjwgfe wrote
Reply to comment by LexLuthorsPissJar in ‘The Santa Clauses’ Review: Disney+ Miniseries Missing Holiday Spark by bananasareappealing
>It had so much Christmas spirit in it (at least the second one did).
I might watch the other two depending on time and mood but "The Santa Clause 2" is always a Christmas tradition for me.
Nazi Tim Allen Santa Claus just can't be beat!
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Swankified_Tristan t1_iu2ryfi wrote
Powerful enough to restrain Max but too dumb to learn how to use the doorbell.
Swankified_Tristan t1_iu2rtfk wrote
Reply to comment by anteaters_anonymous in We never open the door when there's only one knock by likeeyedid
Is he safe?
Is he alright?
Swankified_Tristan t1_jaegga7 wrote
Reply to comment by No-Ad8167 in What movie do you quote the most ? by I_serve_Anubis
My girlfriend and I just didn't get the hype around this movie, but then she went and got high and suddenly she REALLY understood the hype.