From experience and talking with friends, those committed to buying options generally have a return of -99.7%.

Those that sell options generally make a few % more than what the market returns

Did you find the part in the book where a Mr. James Cramer gets a mention for terrible stock advice?

Nvm. I'm an idiot. I thought they expired in jan of 23...sorry all

I believe you'll only be able to get short term gains here. Need to hold for more than 365 days. Correct?