Swordidaffair
Swordidaffair t1_j9xxe2q wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
Sure, that's cool and all, but my point was you didn't have to post the same joke again, they're the same cookie cutter street joke with different wording, pump the brakes there, chief.
Swordidaffair t1_j9xvlrl wrote
Reply to comment by Buddy2269 in “If I died before you, would you remarry?” by [deleted]
r/itsthesamejoke
Swordidaffair t1_j99dcaq wrote
Reply to comment by Alien__Yes in TIL there is a group that will finish a craft project left unfinished by a loved one who passed away or can no longer finish it due to disability. by radi0frequency
She loved that damn car so much 🥺
Swordidaffair t1_j2brgsb wrote
Reply to comment by shakefinbake in TIL: Zhu Youcheng is the only emperor in Chinese history, to be married to one wife and remain faithful to her, having no concubines. He was a hardworking emperor, lowering taxes, reducing spending, and demonstrating tolerance for Muslims. His son, however, had a haram so large, some starved. by Flares117
Thank you, I didn't want to be the one to say it lol
Swordidaffair t1_ixe85ue wrote
Reply to TIL nearly 60 senators were part of the conspiracy to assassinate Julius Caesar, but he was stabbed 23 times, with only 1 wound being fatal. Caesar ultimately died at the base of the statue of his former rival, Pompey the Great. by axonable
I'd say any stabs that came before his heart/brain stopped working were all fatal
Swordidaffair t1_iuc2adh wrote
Reply to comment by RibaldPancake in I’ve never experienced post-nut clarity. by RibaldPancake
This made me laugh really hard, I enjoyed the posted joke but this was the true gold
Swordidaffair t1_iuc268e wrote
Reply to comment by ElTacoBravo in A big angry man walks into a bar and says "Who has the Chihuahua tied up out front"? by ElTacoBravo
Your retelling definitely has a better punchline to finish it off but both good versions of a fun joke 😁
Swordidaffair t1_ismlxnh wrote
Reply to comment by ChevExpressMan in TIL that before the invention of regfrigeration in 1851, ice had to be imported to Australia from Boston, Massachusetts. The ice blocks travelled through the tropics inside ships insulated with timber, straw, peat, and sawdust by stumcm
Easier to absorb for faster party time!
Swordidaffair t1_iqs6lku wrote
Reply to comment by dishonourableaccount in TIL that Santorio Santorio, an Italian Professor, Physician, qnd Physiologist weighed everything he consumed and excreted over a period of 30yrs in the study of Insensible Perspiration or what we know today as metabolism. by mfairview
Thank you, silly how the idea that people only lived til like 18 spread.
Swordidaffair t1_jabxnpc wrote
Reply to "Cell" and its derivatives (Cellular, Cellulose, Cellulite, etc.) are the only English words where the C is pronounced like an S. by tsatsawassa
Not necessarily