Let this be a warning to all who dare relax on my throne...

The meta of intrusive thoughts processed as I try to relate by settling on...

"jerk the wheel"

Justifications for overconsumption...

"My Dr. prescribed this."

"I only drink at social events."

"It's a Vape."

I have said all of these at one point and probably will again at some point. No judgement, just reflecting.

The politically correct term is “voluminously challenged pie”

That’s actually manual vanity, automatic humility comes with the trim.