He got squashed for our sins.

Are you a dog?

"Amateur" just means I don't do it for a living.

The description says they're hoping to make a feature-length film. I hope that comes to pass.

Hopefully the scientists won't kill this one in their attempts to confirm that.

An embarrassed newspaper.

r/AreTheStraightsOK

"And sin, young man, is when you treat people as things. Including yourself. That's what sin is." -Granny Weatherwax, Carpe Jugulum

SCP-811 has escaped containment!

A CROWN? His voice shook with rage. I NEVER WORE A CROWN!

You never wanted to rule.

Talking to plants does make them grow better, but it doesn't actually matter what you say. It's the carbon dioxide you breathe out when you talk that helps them grow.

There should be an assassin with a gun against Lucy's head. "Let him kick the football and you live to see tomorrow."

>!"AAAAAA*BLAM*UGH!"!<

Sadly, most people who espouse this are mindless contrarians, assuming that everything the majority does is wrong regardless of evidence. That mentality is what leads to people chugging horse paste instead of getting the COVID vaccine, and many preventable deaths. Sometimes the majority does it that way because it's the best way. That doesn't mean you should be a conformist, of course. But you should think before you go off the beaten path.

Doesn't that make people's toenails come off?

Nowadays we get bigoted jerks screaming to their audiences of thousands that they're being censored because they got kicked off a social media network for telling trans women to kill themselves.

This one's for r/HumansBeingBros.

There's a line between confidence and hubris.

Didn't he also call America "a giant mistake?"

"I don't know how those Parker Brothers sleep at night."

"NO."

I've heard he's based off of Kevin Briggs, the Highway Patrol officer who stopped over 100 people from jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

A gilded cage is still a cage.

I live in my own little world...but it's okay, they know me here.