Thankfully you will not be conscious when your bladder and bowels slowly release and drip through your shorts. Your eyes bulge and your heart beats its last; a final thought passes through your mind before the sweet mercy of a quiet death: thank the heavens, for truly I have avoided the cringe
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Thankfully you will not be conscious when your bladder and bowels slowly release and drip through your shorts. Your eyes bulge and your heart beats its last; a final thought passes through your mind before the sweet mercy of a quiet death: thank the heavens, for truly I have avoided the cringe