Lmao okay, time to get off the internet and take a nap, honey.

And more important people/deities/whatever get their names in the sky, which is kind of nice I guess.

Jupites is a gas giant. Makes it pretty unlikely to develop and sustain life.

You should maybe google what makes a planet liveable first, and you'll notice that the similarities of Jupiter and Earth end pretty much at both having at least one moon and they orbit a star like Sol.

You could "colonize" our galaxy with robots in a measly 50 million or so years (IIRC, could be whatever).

Even if we managed to colonize another world, I don't think it'd be logistically even remotely possible to uphold any sort of galactic civilization. Imagine trying to decide on policy when it would take hundreds of years to broadcast it anywhere else.

For some reason they never notice the third arm or the antennae. Their primitive perception feels so stunted.