It's like nuts and bolts in a blender, but sometimes I can get it to pulse "We will rock you". Those are good days.

My friend is an English teacher and is always going on and on about this book. So I finally picked it up, and it's great, but I couldn't tell HIM that, so when he asked I said it was fine, but "Yams and the manly art of wife beating" would have been a better title. I think our friendship almost ended right there, but my poker face slipped because he was SO offended.