TerraKorruption t1_j6mfbcb wrote on January 31, 2023 at 10:51 AM

Reply to TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog by [deleted]

This is why I find it easier to just not talk to people. It's far too easy to say something that somebody, somewhere, will choose to take offense to. Even if they aren't part of the conversation and just overheard it.

Freedom of speech doesn't seem to be a thing these days, because if you say something and some other person gets the wrong end of the stick, well tough shit. YOU'RE still the person at fault, YOU'RE still the person held responsible and YOU'RE the one in the wrong.

Fuck that noise

TerraKorruption t1_j681f8d wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:38 AM

Reply to comment by WPBDoc in TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82

Theres one for your next "never have I ever" drinking game

TerraKorruption t1_j6815nc wrote on January 28, 2023 at 11:34 AM

Reply to TIFU Currently happening: I went to bathroom and didn’t look around first by norfolk82

Watching tiktoks and reading reddit for a good 30 minutes.

My man, this TIFU is no longer a FU. Your business has probably caked and dried on your ass by now so you'd likely be safe to go find TP.

and even if it hasn't, so long as your not holding a log between your cheeks it's not like shit is gonna just drip out all over the floor.

Either way, ALWAYS check for TP first and keep the backup rolls near the fortress of solitude Incase of emergencies