TheCaptNoname
TheCaptNoname t1_j8vtlre wrote
Reply to comment by Biz_Ascot_Junco in [WP] In a galaxy that is quite xenophobic and isolationist humanity is the odd one out. We generally like aliens and want to get along. When they turned us down, we redoubled our efforts. Now our fleet is orbiting the alien's home world. We may no longer come in peace, but they will be our friends. by Kitty_Fuchs
"Attention, big fluffy wolf-people!
You are falling under the jurisdiction of the Terrans' Reassuring, Endearing and Affectionate Troops (T.R.E.A.T.)
Your friendship is imminent. Any resistance will be suppressed by the means of tight hugs, belly rubs and ear scritches.
As we are currently speaking, the T.R.E.A.T. transport ships are entering the atmosphere and will land in close vicinity to your amusement parks, camping sites and other places of recreation.
I repeat, do NOT resist your befriending, otherwise you might fall victims to our H.O.R.N.I. (Highly Obnoxious Reproductive Needs Individual) contingent, whom we are barely containing.
Let us boop your snoot and mush those beans for your own safety and gratification.
This was Alagriel Vidnich of Outer World Observatories.
See you on the surface.
Out."
TheCaptNoname t1_j6n3g4c wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] An entire city was wiped off the map by a disaster that took 100,000 lives. They were then all reincarnated in a fantasy realm as various species, with full memories intact. Yes: This is the story of a City-Wide Isekai. by FennecWF
Okay, hear me out...
Area 51
But like "Gate"
TheCaptNoname t1_j05t3ib wrote
Reply to comment by Wizyakuza in I digitally re-created the Original Pokemon Base Set Starters as a 3D Lenticular Poster! by Wizyakuza
> > Make mistake in print
> > Notice it later on
> > Fix it in latter editions
> > Save some of the initial faulty prints
> > When they get vastly outnumbered by correct prints, auction them as rare misprinted collectibles for tons of $$$'s
> >
> > PROFIT!
TheCaptNoname t1_iy851v4 wrote
Reply to I once dated a girl from Tunisia by PingusDeathMachine
She also had grandparents from Vietnam and Soviet Union and a cousin from China.
TheCaptNoname t1_ixx9imn wrote
Reply to comment by WetCoastLife in PsBattle: The Grizzly Bear proof suit by CrysisRequiem
I'm getting Red Alert 3 vibes from that. lol
TheCaptNoname t1_ixx3b33 wrote
Reply to comment by ApiContraption in PsBattle: Xi Jinping vs Japanese PM Fumio Kishida by kenmox
Alright, first of all, I would like you NOT to crucify me or subject to any form of capital punishment, because I'm going to say something as a joke. (Except it might royally offend several people, and I know that for a fact)
And secondly,..
Am I the only one to see Kishida as Japanese Tom Scott?
TheCaptNoname t1_ixtdgpa wrote
TheCaptNoname t1_it30cvj wrote
Reply to comment by ___Phreak___ in What has 127 teeth and a monster behind it? by AbbreviationsOdd589
Time for obligatory The GIF, I suppose?
TheCaptNoname t1_it2wuee wrote
Reply to comment by HEBushido in Khyber Pass, by me, digital, 2022 by Top_Entertainer_760
Would it be better if instead the artist went with a bolt-action abomination of an AK chambered in .308" Winchester?
TheCaptNoname t1_isng1j1 wrote
A powerful necromancer resurrects dead townsfolk charging them a monthly "Undeath Prolongation Subscription" fee. However, when the authorities decided to crack down on this obvious extortion scheme, the undead "clients" tried to stop them.
TheCaptNoname t1_isinpqd wrote
Reply to comment by unscannabledoot in PsBattle: Woman with a puffball mushroom by GhostalMedia
That's a lot of wool from a single truffle palm.
TheCaptNoname t1_irpdzrq wrote
Reply to comment by himmelstrider in Top robot companies pledge not to add weapons to their tech to avoid harm risk | Leading robotics firms promise not to add weapons to general use technology and said they would oppose others doing so by SetMau92
Just a little white lie to lax the populace. No one is seriously going to do that.
TheCaptNoname t1_jdp9ojo wrote
Reply to comment by alogbetweentworocks in There's a lot of discrimination against us paraplegic people, by RowanFoxfire
Like turn them off and then on?