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TheCh0rt t1_jeca3vu wrote
Reply to comment by Paulcaterham in Nokia to set up first 4G network on moon with NASA by Free_Swimming
Depends on if you consider a stable orbit “roaming”!
TheCh0rt t1_jec9z49 wrote
The moonbase’s red alert klaxons will be the Nokia ringtone.
TheCh0rt t1_je8ga37 wrote
Reply to comment by RedHare18 in Apple sued for allegedly firing, threatening union organizers by Loki-L
I’m currently using my iPad Pro as a dildo. Imagine how I feel reading this!
TheCh0rt t1_jdyy4dr wrote
Reply to Why don’t we use Venus as a dumpster? by Postnificent
Buddy you need to go watch Interstellar, because the only thing that can transcend gravity is love.
TheCh0rt t1_jc07vvv wrote
Reply to comment by GreatBigJerk in Tim Cook bets on Apple’s mixed-reality headset to secure his legacy by DarthBuzzard
Nice try, Tim.
TheCh0rt t1_jbucqtv wrote
Reply to Microsoft is bringing back classic Taskbar features on Windows 11 — but not because it screwed up by AliTVBG
Hopefully I won’t have to click “More options” on the right click context menu before I can click Refresh. Sooooooo poorly thought out.
TheCh0rt t1_jb3qoob wrote
Reply to comment by DescriptionWise6715 in At the time of its 2176 quadricentennial, what will American society and technology look like? by artofterm
So, pretty much the first act of Interstellar.
TheCh0rt t1_jayq2uz wrote
Reply to comment by crimsonblueku in The iPhone 15’s USB-C port might come with a catch - new report says third-party cables might not support fast charging by MicroSofty88
No, however if they gimp the general high quality USBC cable in favor of their cables, it’s obvious it’s gimped because iPhone power draw really isn’t that great against a 100w standard.
TheCh0rt t1_ja6rfm9 wrote
Reply to comment by kompootor in Opinion: Mining on the moon is no longer a loony idea, and Canada can capitalize on it by Gari_305
I’m confused. Are you saying Armageddon sucked?
TheCh0rt t1_j90cqav wrote
Search and ads are like two peas in a pod.
TheCh0rt t1_j6ln0k6 wrote
Reply to comment by FelixSupro in Biden says no F-16s for Ukraine as Russia claims gains by joshemerson
You’re right. I really had no idea. Thanks man
TheCh0rt t1_j6lmwvp wrote
Reply to comment by kache4korpses in Biden says no F-16s for Ukraine as Russia claims gains by joshemerson
Perhaps trading drones and ammo for nuclear information.
TheCh0rt t1_j64e7zd wrote
Reply to comment by letmestandalone in BBC News: Dad's warning after girl, 14, dies from inhaling deodorant by chrisdab
I would have been more worried about the hordes of beautiful, highly aroused women chasing after you like a pack of starving wolves.
TheCh0rt t1_j5ibt9i wrote
Reply to comment by hje1967 in TIL that Titanic crewman Herbert Pitman made an attempt to row his lifeboat over to rescue people in the water, but was overruled by the other occupants of the boat, who were worried about people swarming them and duly complied. Pitman said that this haunted him throughout his life. by ChadExtra
THE TITANIC WAS SUNKEN THE WHOLE TIME!
TheCh0rt t1_j5ibswq wrote
Reply to comment by hje1967 in TIL that Titanic crewman Herbert Pitman made an attempt to row his lifeboat over to rescue people in the water, but was overruled by the other occupants of the boat, who were worried about people swarming them and duly complied. Pitman said that this haunted him throughout his life. by ChadExtra
THE TITANIC WAS SUNKEN THE WHOLE TIME!
TheCh0rt t1_j1zdhoy wrote
Reply to Some day soon we might be making popcorn with infrared poppers | It's fast, energy efficient, environmentally friendly compared to conventional heating by chrisdh79
I’ve been making my popcorn inside the core of a fission reactor so I’m already zero emission, you guys are all TERRIBLE at making popcorn!!!
TheCh0rt t1_j179vub wrote
Reply to comment by bigkoi in Tesla reportedly plans more layoffs as the company’s stock tanks | Engadget by prehistoric_knight
Maybe he got rich by stealing a sports almanac
TheCh0rt t1_j179tgn wrote
Reply to comment by ruddygore212 in Tesla reportedly plans more layoffs as the company’s stock tanks | Engadget by prehistoric_knight
Aka “The greatest capitalist the world has ever seen”
TheCh0rt t1_j179msb wrote
Reply to comment by BigSwedenMan in Tesla reportedly plans more layoffs as the company’s stock tanks | Engadget by prehistoric_knight
I can’t find the source but I once read that if Tesla were actually valued based on its revenue, each car would cost $13 million dollars.
Edit: May have been 3 million which would make more sense
TheCh0rt t1_izmv785 wrote
Reply to Progress of AI art. by jlpt1591
I think this says more about shitty Pokémon art than it does AI.
TheCh0rt t1_iywni0e wrote
Factorio Engineer: yesssss score a free exoskeleton
TheCh0rt t1_ixjhjx7 wrote
They have no idea what they’re going to do to appease shareholders and I love it. Welcome to the rat race you made, fuckers.
TheCh0rt t1_isn66x7 wrote
Reply to comment by djfishfingers in CGI-powered ads are coming to Prime Video and Peacock. Both companies demonstrated new ad formats for Virtual Product Placements (VPP), a post-production technique to insert a brand into a show or movie after it's been filmed. by cartoonzi
Jeffrey needs his tendies
TheCh0rt t1_jedkg0d wrote
Reply to Judge in Netanyahu trial said to ask sides to consider non-binding mediation by 10390
I’m sure he’s watching closely to see what happens to Trump in the next few days.