Kishke is THE best Ashkenazi Jewish food and I WILL die on this hill. It's been my favorite since I was a child. Yes, I understand the description can be off-putting, as it is generally cow intestine stuffed with a mixture of starches and chicken fat, but if you eat sausages, you know that sometimes, delicious things come from less-than-pretty origins. I highly recommend it.

Probably either the presentation or they recognized the rolls.

Everything, toasted, veggie cream cheese, red onion.

Fighting is fine as long as the out-of-staters don't hear it. They'll think it's just another reason to make fun of us.