Easy there bud, I'm pretty sure wasps have always hurt.

But no, I don't.

Ugh, fuck that. My friend has super long, thick curls and she was just telling me that one got stuck in her hair at a water park and stung her multiple times while she was trying to get it out. Absolutely vile creatures.

My partner thought it was funny too. He said I was going to swell and have one ass check looking like a botched bbl.

I'll have to get some of that. I've been running from them my whole life and they finally got me. I am slightly less scared of them now though.

I read this, thought of all the things that are worse that aren't able to get me due to geographic reasons, and have decided that I would rather not know what the other worse things could be.

Ok, maybe. But have you considered that you can't win and be dead at the same time?

My partner and one of my children both carry epis for their allergies and when I'm thinking from a logical standpoint, I know the drill. I've unfortunately gone through the motions multiple times, especially when we were figuring out all of my daughters allergies. For some reason though, that logic is thrown out the fucking window when I need it for myself.

Oh I know, but my brain likes jumping through all the hoops. It went through all the stages like:

• dizzy and short of breath, definitely dying
• its probably just the panic tbh
• ok but how do I know if I've never experienced this before?
• bitch, you'd definitely be dead right now if it was an allergic reaction
• OK but what if the adrenaline from the panic is acting in the same way epinephrine does?
• I don't think you can panic yourself out of death
• yea, you probably can't
• ok so I'm not dying
• tries sitting up and gets extremely lightheaded
• fuck, I really am dying
• Is this an ativan-level event? Probably not
• hmm, pretty sure I would be dead
• so why am lightheaded? Oh ya, my breathing
• oh, I can breathe fine
• k, definitely not dying