TheHumanPickleRick t1_jdia2zy wrote

Dumbledore is basically the Obi-Wan Kenobi of Harry Potter, he could probably apparate to Mount Doom based upon a sufficient enough description from Elrond.


they appear over the lava, Dumbledore lets go


Dumbledore appears back in Rivendell

"It's done."

"Where's Fro-"


"Thanks for destroying the Ring! Ten points to Dumbledore!"


TheHumanPickleRick t1_j2dd682 wrote

Oh this is perfect for kids. What?! You guys don't know the heartwarming story of the adorable panda cub Cannibal and his best friend, a funny little meerkat named Holocaust? They have to go on a quest to Long Pork Island to defeat the evil Dr Lecter, a clearly evil jaguar (we know he's evil because his face is long and he has a scar on his jaw) and stop him from trying to ruin the world with his vague yet ominous-sounding evil plan.


TheHumanPickleRick t1_iznxbf3 wrote

"Laurent Gbagbo takes over as president of Côte d'Ivoire following a popular uprising against President Robert Guéï. Bret Hart retires."

So Jesus sent this guy back in time to become a warlord of the Ivory Coast.