The punchline was worth the long read 😂😂😂

Out of the top of my head? I can think of: L.O.V.E. machine (W.A.S.P.), Shake me (Cinderella) and Get down make love (Queen)

That one was horrible... but I liked it 🤣🤣🤣

I'm a little fucked up on the inside, not gonna lie

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa... not screaming with fear like people on the plane he flew.

This is VantaBlack kind of dark humor 😲😆

Less of a joke, more of a universal truth 😊

Sounds like something that actually happened in russian army 😆

Gary Moore... One of the best guitar virtuosi of all time and a hell of a singer as well

R.I.P.

This is a textbook example of a raging egomaniac. Tell him to go take a fucking hike. You don't need toxic people like that in your life... or your band.

She only knows 3 letters of the alphabet - K, F, C.