Those are great questions! You'd have to tell me about being a jobless lout, but your mom and her basement were terrible lol.

As far as being a pathetic and truly miserable stalker type, you've also clearly got the experience there too.

So, get along with sewing your mouth shut then little boy.

Apparently, because your definition of most important scenes and the creative team making the adaptation differed. That's why it's an adaptation.