three men are standing near a cliff. a genie appears and tells them, "whatever you shout when you jump off this cliff, you will transform into that thing."
the first man jumps off and says "eagle". he turns into an eagle and flies away.
the second man jumps off and yells "spider-man". instantly, he transforms into spider-man and web-swings away.
the third man trips on a rock, and as he goes over the edge he yells "shit!"
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three men are standing near a cliff. a genie appears and tells them, "whatever you shout when you jump off this cliff, you will transform into that thing."
the first man jumps off and says "eagle". he turns into an eagle and flies away.
the second man jumps off and yells "spider-man". instantly, he transforms into spider-man and web-swings away.
the third man trips on a rock, and as he goes over the edge he yells "shit!"