Oh boy! We're all gonna fuckin die but at least these people will have a tiny bit less money first!

That just adds to the question of "why are these drugs still scheduled the way they are?"

Regale us with your wisdom then, oh Typing One. Cause if I'm wrong, then I'm wrong, but I'ma need a lil more of a counter argument than "Nuh uhhhh! Shut up!"

Because big pharma will have an impossible time maintaining a monopoly on the production of these substances. They're already produced illegally, imagine the set ups that normal chemists and mushroom growers could achieve if they didn't have to worry about the DEA. Competition is bad for business, so they have a vested interest in lobbying to keep it illegal.

Just in general, if you ever wonder why the US does something the way it does, the answer is money.

Sounds like something a Darwin Award winner says 5 minutes beforehand.

And those ways are blatantly obvious and do the exact same job as a posting showing a shitty salary.

"Just, like, don't." Classic advice