we sure cried a lot

schrodinger's fuck up. my girlfriend did both fuck and not fuck up until observed her.

kitty is all good

I'd say we communally own the spices, i say "my" cuz i do most of the cooking and i pay for groceries. we don't have separate spices lol.

I'm not gonna take my revenge, she wanted to help me and did a lil oopsie. pretty sure getting pepper sprayed is good enough of a reminder to not use an electric blower anywhere near spices. fuck ups happen, this one happened to be pretty bad only cuz it happened to be with cayenne pepper.

was, most of it ended up coating my kitchen, will have to buy more lol

no but she did get a few extra eye boogers

one time when i was younger I'd have my weekly cooking class with my grandma, one of the ingredients that week was ginger. i wasn't strong enough to press it so i cut it instead. it didn't smell particularly spicy, and i was a kid with many allergies and it was the middle of summer. right as i scrubbed my eyeballs my grandma told me to be careful and not touch my eyes after touching ginger. now i know at least lol.

she hadn't gotten to the actual nutmeg yet. i think it's just the leftover spice mix in the air that had a nutmeg smell, also my nutmeg isn't in powder form, i always crush some nutmeg nuts as i need. kitty is doing great

there's plenty of pics on my profile

me too. i don't know these people, where are my girlfriend and cat?

the thing is called "computer cleaner", it seems to be the brand name. bought it like 6 years ago from amazon, can't find it anymore. still runs like a charm

what's a cat tax? and yeah she is very small, we don't know why she just doesn't seem to grow anymore, she has a sister that looks exactly like her but is much bigger than her now. she's perfectly healthy tho

the cat was moved safely and got a tiny lil bit of milk. (we don't usually give her milk, we did it only for the spice and she grew up near a milk farm, she's not lactose intolerant afaik, we still don't give her any usually but poor kitty was sneezing like crazy)

kitty disagrees, she's very upset at us now.

man i wish, she's a big fan of dune. sadly no all i got were sneezes and reddish eyes and she got the whole waterworks cuz she ate up most of it. our cat certainly got some bonkers level of zoomies trying to run away tho, had to do an exception and let her have a lil tiny bit of milk for once

when gf asked me if i was worried about spice cross contamination i said "eeeeh not really" which she took as a yes very. i neglected her perfectionist tendencies.

they're resealable bags that are bigger than the containers. we put what we can in the lil jars but the rest remains in the bag so we can refill when needed

in the future we'll do one spice at a time and clean the funnel with soap and water. no more electric blower.

can confirm

would add some taste

kitty is with us lol. i think it's survivable I'll go open the windows now.

edit: been a couple hours. kitty smells like nutmeg now.