TheWastebasket
TheWastebasket t1_j1ecqub wrote
Reply to Can someone tell me why these license plate cameras are in select neighborhoods? by ThatChildNextDoor
They're actually not cameras, rather lazer beams that communicate sleeper cell activation codes to the sleeper agents here (including myself, when the time is right).
TheWastebasket t1_j0p4n13 wrote
Like $10/month for water, $80/month electricity, and $10/sewer. I have an electric stove as well. But I've recently transferred my utilities over to my neighbor, who unknowingly pays them every month. It was quite simple really, just a matter of calling up the city and pretending to be said neighbor, and say you've bought the adjacent property.
TheWastebasket t1_jcmrdxj wrote
Reply to It’s about damn time by what-the-what24
Ass slappage.